shitaki 

The word you say as a fall back in case of a teacher, parent, or superior overhearing you say the word 'shit'.

Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.

(Shitaki usage)

Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.

*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.

shitaki by Lolwutmenz March 28, 2009

shitaki 

A fine Teriyaki delicacy that you suck out of a 400lbs. sweatty asian women's gaping asshole with a cocktail straw and a nose packed full of grade A columbian snow.

"Pass the shitaki, bitch."

shitaki by Senior El Jalepeno March 3, 2005

Shitaki 

A shitaki is a mushroom but in this context it is a shit talking “friend” that is a fake friend which is a very toxic relationship, the shitaki is worse that a fake friend as they do not leave just like a fungus.

“So the Shitaki is back?”

Shitaki by L-na January 8, 2019

Shitaki 

Term which can be used as: one whose breath smells as if shit is literally talking

Came up with this word when I smelt a foul odor from this guys' mouth

Root Word: Shit; fecal matter or commonly known as poop

Man says: Hey, whats' up dude!

Dude say: Whoa.........SHITAKI, as he holds up his hands and does a karate move!

Man: Dumbfounded and goes the rest of the day with his shitty breath

Shitaki by Mishayla Renee July 27, 2009

Shitaki Mushrooms 

Shitaki Mushrooms is what you say in place of the word "shit". It often keeps you from getting in trouble at school and other places where "cursing" isnt neccesarily accepted!

Holy Shit...Aki Mushrooms!

Shitaki Mushrooms by David Towle June 3, 2004

shitaki mushrafuck

EXCLAMATION: A phrase uttered when frustrated

(when you drop your phone off a balcony and watch it land face first)

SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
(when you realise you are six hours late for school or work)
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!

shitaki mushrafuck by zooknookie August 16, 2019

Shitaki Mushroom 

It's just another word for saying shit if your young and not allowed to cuss. Or your parents think your proper and your actually a fuck up.

Ooo sssssshitaki mushroom

Shitaki Mushroom by Lele_742 December 13, 2016