1) a japanese mushroom
2) used by little children, too scared to actually say shit
1) mmm we're having shitake soup tonight!
2) oh my god! shitake, you scared me!
by jengabenga October 12, 2008
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Mostly generated after seeing a word "shiitake"
Shitake does not mean anything but for me, it means eating shit (take shit)
1. Mary is always shitaking.

2. Peter shitook after he lose the game.

3. John had shitoken by Mary.

4. Nicholas always shitake.
by Nicholascsh May 15, 2016
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A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.
Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 03, 2019
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Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis
Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake
by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008
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Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.
by Katherine[: May 12, 2005
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is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".
(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea
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1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

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