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shitake by jengabenga January 22, 2009
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Shitake Mushrooms
Shitake Mushrooms by Katherine[: June 6, 2005
Shitake Mushrooms
is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.
a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".
a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".
(In a cooking class)
(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.
(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea
(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.
(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea
Shitake Mushrooms by $irHC` March 25, 2010
Shitake Mushroom Grip
When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.
Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.
Shitake Mushroom Grip by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009
shitake mushrooms
1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!
2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!
2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!
shitake mushrooms by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005
Shitake Mushroom
Shitake Mushroom by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005
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