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Paralyzed
When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.
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Paralyzed Kitten
In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
Paralyzed Kitten by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009
paralyzed parking
-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
paralyzed parking by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009
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