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Sextifyer 

Of a person, usually a porn star, call a prostitute to their home to have sex, watch porn, give each other a blowjob and boobjob, and play around with each other's dick, tits or pussy.
I called a sextifyer because I was so fucking tired. I had sex with her but sadly my condom ripped so now I am a father. But, I loved the blowjob she gave me.
Sextifyer by The nameless hacker April 12, 2019
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The SexiFiers 

The most awesomest techni-rock band in history. They were created in Tampa, Florida and are known for their hit songs Fashion Police, Sexified Eroticness, Alaskan Pipeline, and Popped Collar Kid. Their new album, The Sounds Of Sexified Eroticness is dropping in August of 2005.
1.Holy Shit! The lead singer of the Sexifiers is so hot!

2.Hey guess what? The SexiFiers are coming to town.

sextified 

1. To be satisfied with the frequency and quality of one's sex life.
2. To show instant satisfaction, generally after sex.
"My man doesn't sextify me in bed anymore."

"Baby, are you sextified?"
sextified by TMM-TBB October 16, 2011

Pervertial Sextifier 

It Is Someone that always talks errotic, kinky and, ect. Stuff that usualy one would not say in a typical conversation, is what this person does. Also can be for just someone that is perverted every second of their life.
Wow that RubyDoo is such a pervertial sextifier, I wanna be just like them!

sexifyed 

someone or sumthing who is extremely awesome or cool. (can also put an "un" in front of it to make it 'unsexifyed' to talk about someone who you dont like...it is a terrible thing not to be sexifyed.)
-omg look at that guy, hes so ***sexifyed!!!
-no way, hes definatly ***unsexifyed, look at his peabo!!!!!!!
sexifyed by jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 11, 2004
someone who is so sexy, it is practically diabolic.
wow, zac efron is such a sexifer, i can't stop thinking about him.
sexifer by byrooooo December 25, 2010

sextiggerous 

To have enjoyable sex(more enjoyable than normal that is)
Someone is sextiggerous if you can have enjoyable sex with them
If someone looks sextiggerous they appear like you could have enjoyable sex with them
<after a great session> wow that was sextiggerous!
or <when you see a previous conquest>Yeah he/she is sextiggerous
or <you see a hot boy/girl> He/She's hot, looks sextiggerous
sextiggerous by Dylan Chambers February 3, 2006
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