sextier

A hot piece of ass that can't help but fuck you through texting.

Lemmebtell ya, you gotta find yourself a sextier who will help you mash while taking a shit.

by CheesyQueef May 7, 2017

Sexternity

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)

Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.

by tobefree July 13, 2021

sexierest

The most sexy one can be at anytime.

Chris is the sexierest man on the planet.

by bingo_was_his_namo July 20, 2009

sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011

sexier than a mug

A figure of speech used to describe someone so smoking hot that they are physically “sexier than a mug”

Bro 1: Damn bro did you see that girl!?
Bro 2: Ya dude she was “sexier than a mug”

by Ice money December 25, 2017

sextie

a sextie is a person you do sexting with regularly.

“who are you sexting?” “oh it’s just my sextie”

by haehyuck September 13, 2020

Sextversation

An adult conversation or exchange taking place exclusively through text or instant messaging.
Typically starts off benign and then turns sharply to the gutter as time goes on.

My texts with Tracy were friendly at first but after a few days we became aware of a mutual attraction and our communication evolved into hot sextversation...

by Brewton September 22, 2014