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A hot piece of ass that can't help but fuck you through texting.
Lemmebtell ya, you gotta find yourself a sextier who will help you mash while taking a shit.
sextier by CheesyQueef May 7, 2017
Words you can keep

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)
Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.
Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021
The most sexy one can be at anytime.
Chris is the sexierest man on the planet.
sexierest by bingo_was_his_namo July 20, 2009

sexternal hard drive 

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.
Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.
sexternal hard drive by Champcar November 27, 2011

sexier than a mug 

A figure of speech used to describe someone so smoking hot that they are physically “sexier than a mug
Bro 1: Damn bro did you see that girl!?
Bro 2: Ya dude she was “sexier than a mug
sexier than a mug by Ice money December 25, 2017
a sextie is a person you do sexting with regularly.
who are you sexting?” “oh it’s just my sextie”
sextie by haehyuck September 13, 2020

Sextversation 

An adult conversation or exchange taking place exclusively through text or instant messaging.
Typically starts off benign and then turns sharply to the gutter as time goes on.
My texts with Tracy were friendly at first but after a few days we became aware of a mutual attraction and our communication evolved into hot sextversation...
Sextversation by Brewton September 22, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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