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sextified 

1. To be satisfied with the frequency and quality of one's sex life.
2. To show instant satisfaction, generally after sex.
"My man doesn't sextify me in bed anymore."

"Baby, are you sextified?"
sextified by TMM-TBB October 16, 2011
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saxbified 

adjective
to break, mar, or mark the surface of a compact disc by rubbing, storing incorrectly, or using as a drinks coaster, until the point where the media is no longer readable.

Related forms
saxbifying, verb
saxbification, noun (a process of extreme negligence on the property of another)

Origin:

1997-1999
M. P. - "What an earth has happened to my Transport Tycoon CD? The underside is completely matte!"
J. E. Saxby - "I don't know."
M. P. - "Saxbified..."
saxbified by Protector Of Keighley January 2, 2014

Shitified 

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.
Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.
Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010
When someone takes something that’s conservative and makes it into something slutty. Ie: Clothing
Woah you really just slutified that top there kinda loving it!
Slutified by Ihavesexalot April 29, 2019

Spotified 

I got spotified at my last gig. No money at all for the musicians.
Spotified by newmusicbass July 10, 2019

The SexiFiers 

The most awesomest techni-rock band in history. They were created in Tampa, Florida and are known for their hit songs Fashion Police, Sexified Eroticness, Alaskan Pipeline, and Popped Collar Kid. Their new album, The Sounds Of Sexified Eroticness is dropping in August of 2005.
1.Holy Shit! The lead singer of the Sexifiers is so hot!

2.Hey guess what? The SexiFiers are coming to town.

Sexified 

Something that is making a person appear sexy. Applies to either a piece of clothing, one's appearance or attitude.
Stephani is lookin' sexified!
"Whoa, Kristyn, you gonna get sexified tonight!"
Sexified by Kristyn June 9, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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