Schmumf

A clod and shriveled up little penis. The opposite of a boner.
Can be used as a negative term to call someone who is being lame.

“I had a major schmumf coming out of the shower”
“That guy is such a schmumf”

Schmumf by the doodliture February 5, 2024

Schlumfy 

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.

After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.

Schlumfy by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021

Schmuffle Bag 

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

Schmuffle Bag by Notjeep November 30, 2011

Schmumblarded 

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.

I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.

Schmumblarded by a.eglin June 12, 2019

Schmump

A broski that refuses to go to ur birthday because he needs to play fortnite.

Ethan is such a fucking schmump!

Schmump by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019

schmmfff 

Essentially used as a placeholder for different words depending upon the situation. Although widely used, few understand its original meaning, which has led to its widespread use. Although only allowed for use by veterans, many rooks and weaksauce non vets try to attain schmmfff status.

Live to Schmmfff
Hey have you schmmfffed yet?
awww schmmfff!

schmmfff by S. McGee December 28, 2005

schmuffle 

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

schmuffle by J gleason July 25, 2008