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Schmumf

A clod and shriveled up little penis. The opposite of a boner.
Can be used as a negative term to call someone who is being lame.
“I had a major schmumf coming out of the shower
That guy is such a schmumf”
by the doodliture February 5, 2024
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Schlumfy

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
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Schmuffle Bag

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!
by Notjeep November 30, 2011
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Schmumblarded

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.
I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.
by a.eglin June 12, 2019
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Schmump

A broski that refuses to go to ur birthday because he needs to play fortnite.
Ethan is such a fucking schmump!
by MrSuperSoaker November 8, 2019
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schmmfff

Essentially used as a placeholder for different words depending upon the situation. Although widely used, few understand its original meaning, which has led to its widespread use. Although only allowed for use by veterans, many rooks and weaksauce non vets try to attain schmmfff status.
Live to Schmmfff
Hey have you schmmfffed yet?
awww schmmfff!
by S. McGee December 28, 2005
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schmuffle

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.
"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"
by J gleason July 25, 2008
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