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UK West Mildlands slang for illegal drugs of any kind.
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer
Bob: Have you got any schmuf?
Schmufflepadr: What kind of schmuf? cocaine? heroin?
by Lukas667 July 21, 2010
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