schmuf

UK West Mildlands slang for illegal drugs of any kind.
Can be used as the following:
- Schmuf - Drugs
- Schmuffing - Taking (drugs)
- Schmuffer - Druggy
- Schmuffly - Good/Great (as in it's as good as drugs)
- Schmuffed - High on drugs
- Schmufflepad - Drug dealer

Bob: Have you got any schmuf?
Schmufflepadr: What kind of schmuf? cocaine? heroin?

schmuf by Lukas667 July 22, 2010

Schmugge  

1) a last name from Prussian/Polish heritage,the people are usually found in Chicago or the Carolinas ,these people really like to party , they are also very gifted and creative people

That guy is such Schmugge , he always throw a great party !

Schmugge by Miezsko March 2, 2009

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

schmuckbag 

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Schmuck 

Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot

Luke, you're a schmuck!

Schmuck by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019

schmuckturd 

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

schmuckturd by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019

Schmiff 

Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.

"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"

Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010