schmuffs

someone you are very close to e.g. your best friend.

good night schmuffs! love you!

by mufasa2012 August 4, 2010

Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

schmuffle

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

by J gleason July 25, 2008

schmuffin

A Schmuffin is the name for Egg McMuffin type sandwiches. I think it is also the brand name for the Sheetz breakfast sandwich, but we use it to refer to all breakfast sandwiches contained on english muffins.

How many people are coming over for breakfast? I need an accurate Schmuffin count!

Good morning! Who's ready for a coffee and a Schmuffin?

by Norberto March 12, 2008

schmuffeled

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph

Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.

by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

schmuff

A drunken idiot who passes out at a fraternity house with their shoes on.

Seth: Look at Sam, he passed out with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw dicks on that schmuff.

by schmuff May 29, 2018