The act of shutting the front door, putting on your comfy cosies and curling up in front of the tv/fire/tiktok knowing you don’t have to go outside into the cold or rain.
“No Flotsam, I don’t want to go to shuffleboard today, I’ve just taken my bra off and I’m all schmumfy”
by _doodles November 24, 2024
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An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
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I have never been so Shmumfy in my life
by Squa A mA hA May 21, 2007
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Can be used as a negative term to call someone who is being lame.
Can be used as a negative term to call someone who is being lame.
by the doodliture February 5, 2024
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