schmumfy 

The act of shutting the front door, putting on your comfy cosies and curling up in front of the tv/fire/tiktok knowing you don’t have to go outside into the cold or rain.

“No Flotsam, I don’t want to go to shuffleboard today, I’ve just taken my bra off and I’m all schmumfy”

schmumfy by _doodles November 24, 2024

Schlumfy 

Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.

After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.

Schlumfy by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021

Schmumby 

Retard

schmumby are retards

Schmumby by yupperdupper June 17, 2022

shmumfy 

Too be extremly comfortable, A combination of Shmancy and Comfortable

I have never been so Shmumfy in my life

shmumfy by Squa A mA hA May 21, 2007

Schmumf

A clod and shriveled up little penis. The opposite of a boner.
Can be used as a negative term to call someone who is being lame.

“I had a major schmumf coming out of the shower”
“That guy is such a schmumf”

Schmumf by the doodliture February 5, 2024