schmumfy
The act of shutting the front door, putting on your comfy cosies and curling up in front of the tv/fire/tiktok knowing you don’t have to go outside into the cold or rain.
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Schlumfy
Adj: Feeling the way a frayed carpet looks.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
Schlumfy by Chipped Coffee Mug September 7, 2021
Schmumf
A clod and shriveled up little penis. The opposite of a boner.
Can be used as a negative term to call someone who is being lame.
Can be used as a negative term to call someone who is being lame.
Schmumf by the doodliture February 5, 2024
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