schmuffle 

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

schmuffle by J gleason July 25, 2008

Schmuffle Bag 

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

Schmuffle Bag by Notjeep November 30, 2011

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

scrufflebunny 

a girl with a dirty, nasty, over-used pussy.

"dayum dat gurl is a scrufflebunny."

scrufflebunny by jcut July 25, 2009

schmuggle 

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,

ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*

schmuggle by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

schwaffle 

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

schwaffle by schwaffle king June 1, 2006

Schnaffle 

To consume in a beaver-like or mouse like manner

You schnaffled that sausage up quickly!

Schnaffle by alexander21 November 17, 2010