Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish

Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024

schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

schlomford

The male sex organ , a word to describe the penis in a light hearted way to a sensitive family member

“Hey great aunt Ida , I hear cousin Quentin is seeing a specialist about the old schlomford after that glory hole incident”

by Hardy the witch May 7, 2021