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Schlumford

A specific tone that comes out while farting in the process of taking a large dump. The tone starts at a low pitch while air is pushed out the gas pocket of a fart and then towards the end reaches a high crescendo at the finish
Did you hear Bobby and that beautiful schlumford there at the end of that porcelain throne sesh??
by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024
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