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Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired
Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.
Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006
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schluffy 

A yiddish word meaning 'sleep' — often used with little kids. Related to 'schlafen,' the German word for sleep.
"It's getting late - time to go schluffy."
schluffy by rocketbot March 18, 2018

schlumpy 

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy
Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.
schlumpy by Silly Sue October 2, 2009
A State of awkward being where the subject person is so very lovable.
I said to my brother "Stop being so Schlumy!"

schlumpy 

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement
Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.
schlumpy by super-sprout November 23, 2015

Schlumpy Schlump 

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.
adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump
Schlumpy Schlump by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
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