schmuffeled 

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph

Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.

schmuffeled by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006

Schmuffle Bag 

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

Schmuffle Bag by Notjeep November 30, 2011

schmuffle 

to alernatly smush and/or ruffle another's hair with hands, usually in a side to side motion.

this word comes from combining the two words "smush" and "ruffle" while slurring the beginning a bit.

"Oh, that guy is so fuzzy. I just want to go up to him, schmuffle his hair, and say, "Will you marry me?"

schmuffle by J gleason July 25, 2008

Schmuffled 

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed

"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "

Schmuffled by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013

Schmuffles 

Big squishy hugs.

I love you so much. Come here and let me give you some schmuffles.

Aw, did you have a nightmare? Don't worry, schmuffles will make you feel better.

Schmuffles by Schmufflestein August 17, 2015

Schaufeled 

When you hit the pin on the bounce during a round of golf.

Crazy! He just Schaufeled that!

Schaufeled by Sperry532 June 19, 2021