"No more windshield schlooching for you," said Thomas to his cup of froyo, setting it on the dashboard for the second time, more delicately now.
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The act of schootching is unique to beautiful princesses and cheeky norrells. It is an intimate act of closeness, in no way 'playa-like' and requires co-operation of both parties.
Norrells will never schootch with anyone other than princesses, certainly not randoms.
Some people compare schootching with cootching, but its far better.
Often people cootch for the sake of it, especially males, and usually they count down while doing this, generally for a period of 20 seconds or less.
Schootching on the otherhand is not limited by time, as Norrells are (secretly) sensitive people, happy to schootch wherever, whenever, and for however long princesses like.
Norrells will never schootch with anyone other than princesses, certainly not randoms.
Some people compare schootching with cootching, but its far better.
Often people cootch for the sake of it, especially males, and usually they count down while doing this, generally for a period of 20 seconds or less.
Schootching on the otherhand is not limited by time, as Norrells are (secretly) sensitive people, happy to schootch wherever, whenever, and for however long princesses like.
by Norrell March 18, 2005
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Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
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google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.
by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008
Get the Schloobing mug.The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.
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