Definitions by DrLoveNuts

Faclonic Irrigation 

The act of clearing all the shit Facebook applications out of your profile.

It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!

Faclonic Irrigation by DrLoveNuts August 3, 2009

Spunk Goblin

Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.

That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin

Spunk Goblin by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Masterbaterium 

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Arse-yawning

Sticking your finger up a (passed out) drunk girls arse and watching her mouth open in time with the motion of your finger going into her chocolate starfish.

Imagine my suprise when I saw my chance to try out my Arse-yawning technique on a passed out chick at the party last night.

I know, your timing was great...

Arse-yawning by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Scrooching 

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

Scrooching by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007

Flamping 

Farting at a busy bus stop and blaming a homless guy passed out on the bench

I went Flamping downtown yesterday, my arse was on fire.

Flamping by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007