cark

A 2010 youtuber that traveled in time to 2020 to make us all happy.

Hunter:you will never hit 50 subs!
Cark:Ha! You fool!

by alexandertheok August 28, 2020

cark

To hit something or someone bluntly, especially in the head. It's derived from the sound made when a blunt object hits someone in the head.

Don't steal my chips or I'll cark you with my chemistry book.

by Rodney Skinner July 26, 2011

cark

The male genitalia. The penis.

Man I have a big cark.

by Dr. Aktar March 01, 2009

cark

(n)
Cock or shlong, the male reproductive organ.

That hit my cark, Thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage, wtf ya do that for?

by J-rod December 19, 2004

cark

The rudest word in the english language, a swear word.

You are so carking annoying, you are such a cark

by sadid March 23, 2009

Carked it

When something/someone has died

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month

by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018

carked it

Someone, or something has died.

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 15, 2022