schlooging 

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

schlooging by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

schnoogling 

Intently interacting with your mobile device to the exclusion of the entire world around you.

"Stop schnoogling on your smart phone and help me make dinner".

schnoogling by hystericblue42 January 2, 2011

schmoozing 

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.

its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.

schmoozing by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009

schmooving 

when you schmoovin'.

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.

schmooving by anonymous September 14, 2020

schmogging 

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.

The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.

schmogging by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

Public Schooling 

The process of replacing an empty mind with a closed one.

I attend Public Schooling. Your opinion has no merit.

Public Schooling by A.Chase February 24, 2008

Online schooling 

Horrible idea, doesn't work well.

If teachers don't know how to use computers, then don't freaking do online schooling!

Online schooling by Superguy57 April 26, 2020