schootching 

The act of schootching is unique to beautiful princesses and cheeky norrells. It is an intimate act of closeness, in no way 'playa-like' and requires co-operation of both parties.
Norrells will never schootch with anyone other than princesses, certainly not randoms.
Some people compare schootching with cootching, but its far better.
Often people cootch for the sake of it, especially males, and usually they count down while doing this, generally for a period of 20 seconds or less.
Schootching on the otherhand is not limited by time, as Norrells are (secretly) sensitive people, happy to schootch wherever, whenever, and for however long princesses like.

(Netto par cark - Northampton)

schootching by Norrell March 18, 2005

schootchie 

a skank and a hoochie

that hoe is a schootchie

schootchie by Andrew February 23, 2005

Scotching 

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

Scotching by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

shoothing 

Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes.

John is always sporting the finest of shoothing!

shoothing by ThomasB January 22, 2007

Schooting 

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.

Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?

Schooting by HippityHoppityKosovoIsSerbia February 20, 2018

scootching 

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

scootching by mary ann August 17, 2003

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Did you see Varun scrotching the other day? Gross!

Scrotching by bigbang666 April 27, 2019