Schlothing 

Noun
An abstract object that is neither a Schlong, a Schlaverage, or a Schlort. Anything that is not defined as a penis, while remaining distinctly not anything else.

Alternatively,

Verb
I.... I don't know. I know it's a verb, but the knowledge of what exactly it is unfit for the human mind. Cannot be put into words, can only be understood on a deeper level.

Bro, I wish I had a schlothing instead of a schlong

I hear Dave has a schlothing, that's so cool

Schlothing by CatholicWaifu November 15, 2021

Power Slothing 

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.

This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.

Power Slothing by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009

Schlomphing 

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

Schlomphing by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

Slothing 

When you drive your car really super slow to purposely back up traffic behind you. Term originated in the suburbs of North Jersey.

When John got out of school he started slothing the buses making the students on-board very upset.

Slothing by misfits May 3, 2012

Slothing 

Staying in bed or on the couch all day in pyjamas, sleeping and/or eating food

Sarah stayed home Slothing about.

Slothing by the_erlking June 11, 2013

slothing around 

def;- an act of just lazying around, an act of indolence , moving around clumsily or lazily.

: I was actually busy with other things, not just slothing around..

: I did nothing worthwhile today, just spent the day slothing around..

slothing around by prisociologist March 15, 2011

shoothing 

Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes.

John is always sporting the finest of shoothing!

shoothing by ThomasB January 22, 2007