SOMBD 

The abbreviation for “suck on my balls, dog”; an expression used to declare an attitude of frustration, irritation, moderate anger or general malaise.

The customer service at that store can SOMBD.

SOMBD by ktb441 July 9, 2018

sombysow 

Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:

A "hoser."

Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.

A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.

A sleeping large pig.

That sombysow has slept with every girl around here, not to mention he owes me 20 bucks!

sombysow by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011

Mumbai Sombrero 

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

Mumbai Sombrero by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

Blue sombrero by asdfasdfasdf61345123005602303 June 25, 2017

Riding the Sombrero 

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

Riding the Sombrero by TheOriginalDMFD May 18, 2015

Someday 

One of the band's string of hits between 1997 - 2001, Someday being released in June of 1999: more than a 4 minute song. Someday encompassed a vibe, an emotion of the era -- the care-free days of the late 90's. Performed brilliantly by the milquetoast 'pop-era' band, the melody with the lyrics can really let you fade back to a time for those of us had just started out life -- whether it be college, full-time work or an unforgettable 1st serious relationship.

Part of that special group of films, songs, cars and events that helped define my life in this pre and post 'Dub-ya' world. I hope this helps.

How Someday touched my life:

...Grace was tall, slender and frumpy, not that I had a particular type but she was unique, Gracie stood out; not because she was stunning – she wasn’t. She lacked that insidious cunt quality that most women that frequented these nightclubs had. Grace was the kind of girl that oozed a certain lack of self-esteem and high maintenance, yet she parlayed it with a certain sense of identity seldom seen anymore. The kind of girl that spent less time in front of a mirror, idolizing herself and more time cultivating her mind and various other gifts. A girl like Grace properly tended to can easily blossom in to a best in show, a real thinking mans wife. Either that: or a good mind fuck story.

We locked eyes to the tune of Someday by Sugar Ray; the sweet tinge of MDMA under my tongue had just started to kick in. It was love at first sight, I think. Thought – I don’t know. I just know I felt something, and it was something other than these fucking gas pains or this freaking heat rash I can’t seem to get rid of.

Someday by linky91 June 11, 2011

Someday 

"Someday" is a single by alternative hip-hop group Flipsyde, from their 2005 debut album “We the People”.

This song is truly a banger and a whole ass bop and has officially been declared as the first “Clucy anthem”, referring to the ship Clucy (Callie Cadogan and Lucy), owing to the song being played in their very first scene together in the CW show The 100, episode 7x08 ‘Anaconda’.

Lyrics:
Someone: “Someday!”
Me: “We’re gonna we gonna rise up on that wind..”

Someday by Smiles4Erica November 24, 2020