cattivity

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.
The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
by thingoneandthingtwo February 26, 2012
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skullcycle

A motorcycle of a guy that possesses ingenious design, skull handlebars, and whimsical upholstery; well-suited to outdoor events and gatherings that draw large crowds of happy, culture-loving , appreciative, stoned, and/or open-minded, curious people.
Pat sure got the ladies' attention with his skullcycle at Burning Man. Maybe I should get one!
by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011
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sombysow

Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:

A "hoser."

Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.

A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.

A sleeping large pig.
That sombysow has slept with every girl around here, not to mention he owes me 20 bucks!
by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011
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facebunk

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.
Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!
by thingoneandthingtwo February 23, 2012
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skankmaster

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.
"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!
by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010
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broodism

The nonproductive practice of brooding over things. To dwell on things negatively. A mental state of gloom and doom.
I can't stand his broodism. Perhaps he should consider getting a lobotomy! All he can talk about is how miserable he is.
by thingoneandthingtwo March 06, 2012
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galbladder

A female's bladder which requires frequent trips to restrooms to empty itself.

The bladder of a gal, or girl.
"Where did your girlfriend go?"

"Oh, she is emptying her galbladder in the bathroom for the fiftieth time today!"
by thingoneandthingtwo January 25, 2012
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