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An idiot coworker that thinks they are a genius. They are also very conceited and think life revolves around them.

They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.
Anna "I just had to make the stupidest Excel document for Jared while he is smoking a cigar in a robe. That guy literally couldn't use an iPod Nano"
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."
shmobe by richard parker February 6, 2018
Related Words
1. Cruise in an automobile
2. Leave
1. Let's shmob the new Caddy.
2. This party sucks. Let's shmob
Shmob by Jordan January 6, 2004

shmobile 

Damn ray you shmobile like a real nigga
shmobile by Tyler keeley September 23, 2018

shmobbin' 

To move quickly or to perform a task with great vigor
I was shmobbin' this girls cha cha and her dad walked in so i shmobbed his poop shoot
dartmouth college term for a mob of freshmen, often found walking around together during the first few weeks of school
"We must have had like a 20 person shmob walking down frat row during that first night of orientation"
shmob by Abbeeeee January 5, 2007

Shmobtacular 

ADJ. An act or decribing word. Used in an epic moment of dopeness or just out of pure amazingness.
Ayy, that kill was almost SHMOBTACULAR, but you died.
Shmobtacular by MUTHAPHUKKINJIMBO August 31, 2010