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Look at that pregnant man! He has SHMOOBS!
shmoobs by koworot April 28, 2013
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shmooboo 

A weird word that girlfriends call their boyfriend
Oh, hi shmooboo
shmooboo by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 22, 2018
An idiot coworker that thinks they are a genius. They are also very conceited and think life revolves around them.

They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.
Anna "I just had to make the stupidest Excel document for Jared while he is smoking a cigar in a robe. That guy literally couldn't use an iPod Nano"
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."
shmobe by richard parker February 6, 2018
Shobbe is almighty.
Shobbe is our king.
Shobbe is very wow.
man I wish I could meet shobbe some day
shobbe by Popcorn_Shoelace December 3, 2020

Shmooblydong

Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked porta-john
Theres no word to describe it. Shmooblydong? That's not it but it's close.
Shmooblydong by Sacajaborris September 1, 2018

schmobbel 

it can describe anything or anyone. Usually it replaces a verb or a noun, if used as an adjective it is common to add a -ig.
oh yes, let's schmobbel there..

schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?

How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)
schmobbel by big herbs July 25, 2020