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Shmobile 

Shmobile by MidasLuther October 25, 2023
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Smobile home 

someone who lives or acts like someone who lives in a smegma filled mobile home
you are acting like a smobile home

simobiled 

To get simobiled. To lose reception on your cell phone or to not have any at all.

You are being simobiled, when having a phone call with someone on the, but not limited to, simobil.si mobile network and your call gets dropped.

The expresion can be used in various situations where someone gets dropped, dumped, or gets out of touch with someone.

Due to incredible lack of quality and poor simobil mobile connection, placing calls is almost imposible without troubles, so the expresion simobiled came in to wide use.
1.
Jenny: Hi, honey. How you're doing?
Tom: Fine, so great to hear you again.
Jenny: Tom? Hello! ..
Tom: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. Are you..
Jenny: Can you hear me. What?
Tom: Hello.. Yes I can hear you now. Hello..
Jenny: Yes. I was saying..
Tom: Jenny? Are you there..
Jenny: Hello. I can't hear..
/the line drops/
Tom: For fuck sake, we got simobiled again.

2. His girl friend was messing around so he simobiled her!

3. The company needed to cut costs so they simobiled 3000 workers.

4. Sorry, I can't check my email, I have no data connection. They simobiled me again!!

5. After the second round of their box fight, he got simobiled out.
simobiled by A040113 January 4, 2013
(n.)a kiss kiss; (v.) to kiss passionately on the mouth using tongue as well as lips
That was more than a kiss...it was, like, a smobile.
Pat and Danielle! Will you guys stop smobiling back there? I can hear you all the way up in the front seat.
smobile by Silly.minus.nekked June 18, 2003
Taken from the word “shmoil” this word is used to describe a smoking device. Juul, Sourin, etc.
Yo let me hit your shmoiler real quick

Where’s your shmoiler that shit hits different.
Shmoiler by BigOrange September 12, 2019
Also referred to as a SOCAR. A SOMOBILE is the wreckage of a SOCAR. A SOMOBILE is usually seen engulfed in flames.
The SOMOBILE was set alight by the SOBOMB. That SOCAR will never be driven again...
SOMOBILE by Bouyphe September 19, 2021
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