shmobed

– adj. The act of being so infuriated that what you’re trying to say comes out as gibberish.

Driver 1: cuts off Driver 2
Driver 2: “WHATLAREYOUDOHETLLEHING!!!!!!”
Translation: what the hell are you doing!!!!!!
Driver 1: “Wow, that guy’s shmobed”

by zwern December 9, 2008

shmobe

An idiot coworker that thinks they are a genius. They are also very conceited and think life revolves around them.

They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.

Anna "I just had to make the stupidest Excel document for Jared while he is smoking a cigar in a robe. That guy literally couldn't use an iPod Nano"
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."

by richard parker February 6, 2018

Shmoed

when someone gets fucked, disrespected, bullied, or does something stupid

"Get shmoed"

by 2kmfantry July 22, 2021

Shmoped

When marijuana is being smoked and a person gets overwhelmingly high, to the point where said person can't function properly.

Brandon & Jeremy said "yooo haha, this bitch Zadie is shmopeddd!"

A person should go to sleep if they are shmoped.

by Roomdrifter June 7, 2018

shmoxed

being drugged up on oxycontin

he came over to the party all shmoxed out

by bleezy3 January 8, 2011

shmoked

When a nigga outchea dummy lit off da grass whoa fast yuh

*nigger smokes weed and drinks lean and goes crazy*
Supreme Patty: oh faaast, he shmoked!

by Ooh yuh say dat June 25, 2017

Shmoned

To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off

Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"

by RYAN 3421 January 8, 2009