Definitions by Jordan
24/7
24 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕒 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 7 𝕕𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕒 𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕜
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 24/7
Barley Fairy
When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.
Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."
Barley Fairy by Jordan November 28, 2021
311
As a former Klansman, I can confirm that the definition of 311 below is indeed correct!
The eleventh letter of the alphabet is the letter "K"; thus 3 times 11 equals "KKK," or Ku Klux Klan. 311 is sometimes used as a greeting to demonstrate membership in the KKK or simply sympathy with the Klan and its ideology.
There is also a popular rock band with the name "311" which is not at all hate-oriented, completely different meaning.
The eleventh letter of the alphabet is the letter "K"; thus 3 times 11 equals "KKK," or Ku Klux Klan. 311 is sometimes used as a greeting to demonstrate membership in the KKK or simply sympathy with the Klan and its ideology.
There is also a popular rock band with the name "311" which is not at all hate-oriented, completely different meaning.
This is not bullshit, 311 is also used by KKK members!
Great band too, not in any way affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or any other racist groups.
Great band too, not in any way affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or any other racist groups.
It stank up in this bitch.
It stank up in this bitch. by Jordan June 18, 2006
Garbage Water
Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.
Garbage Water by Jordan June 18, 2006
stinkbug
To grab a skateboard rail between your legs with your butt sticking out resembling a Stinkbug releasing its defencive juices.
GTA
1. GTA = Grand Theft Auto, A crime and a game.
2. GTA = Greater Toronto Area, the city Toronto and the area surrounding it (Halton, Peel, York, and Durham)
2. GTA = Greater Toronto Area, the city Toronto and the area surrounding it (Halton, Peel, York, and Durham)