219 definitions by Jordan

lumacris

used to describe a pimpin chevy lumina that rocks the gangsa beats

lets go pick up some fly biotches in the lumacris yo (said by wigger)

by Jordan April 21, 2005

luponizewer

a stupid fag who is a person who will not leave there name in a damn chatterbox and leavens rude comments

an example is the person who oputs anoymouns

by Jordan January 24, 2005

magnetical

Something with a magnetic quality

To stick the picture in her locker, she put the magnetical thing up in front of it.

by Jordan February 10, 2004

makela

a male that pwnts teh vacuum cleaner up and down the floor every nite

why dont you makela that thing
d00d, Jordan wants to makela with you tonight

by Jordan January 25, 2005

mammalaya

a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).

that's some chyaunt ass mammalaya

by Jordan January 20, 2004

juicemobile

A slap on a wet fatman's back resulting in an incredibly loud juicy noise.

He slammed his hand onto the wet skin and a ringing juicemobile could be heard across the beach.

by Jordan March 28, 2004

kcf shredders

best fast food product known to man. Consists of shredded iceberg lettuce and cups of mayonase. Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam love kcf shredders.

Get the shredd in your headd

by Jordan December 08, 2003