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A term used when a person has laughed so hard that they "almost died".
Sarah: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? ?
Fran: How?
Sarah: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Fran: Died
by kawg999 October 26, 2008
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When someone who plays alot of online computer games (ex. world of warcraft, couter-strike) then suddenly quits because they finnaly got a life.
Jebus : Yo, where's pers been recently?

Exo : He died a couple a days ago, haven't seen him
since
by adrenaline8000 April 02, 2008
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A word used for being incredibly drunk and/or completely hungover.
"I was died last night." "This morning i woke up and i was died."
by Paroxysm13 April 24, 2009
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A stupid convolution of "died from laughter," shortened to "died" for no reason at all.
"That one scene in the movie!? I died!"

"Man, that stand-up was so good. I died."

"I'm dead" = That's too funny for me to make a cogent response.
by my name is blahblahblah October 25, 2018
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Hym "It would be dope if I died. Choked on my Pizza hut or something. That shit would be stellar. I'd miss out on mk11 though so that would suck. OPM season 2 too. There's also no guarantee my situation improves. Pretty sure I'll just end up doing it all over again. 70% sure this is already round 3. Look like I make the same decisions each time I come back. Always end up in the same place. Man.... Where the fuck is the pizza guy? Fml."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2018
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