shmobin 

1. A demented acid induced trip where you assume the role of a flying spider monkey who flings his own shit everywhere in an orgasmic, psychodelic vortex of prismatic vibrancy.

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™

1. I am Shmobin... FLYING MONKEY POWER!!!

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™

shmobin by shifty eyed goat May 7, 2004

shmovin

Moving epically

Damn, he be shmovin

shmovin by ChronoTrix March 18, 2019

Shmokin 

Smoking epically

Them damn kids got me shmokin

Shmokin by DaddyDoza January 25, 2021

Shmabingus 

The most manly word in the history of the English, Japanese and Canadian language. It is so manly that each time you say it you must punch someone or something in the face. It is also so manly that it is both a noun, verb, adjective and pooper scooper at the same time.

Mike: You guys, I'm Egyptian!
Megan: No way! So is Alex!
Jess: Alex is Egyptian! Bingo!
Alex: SHMABINGUS!
*punches Jess in the face*
Jess: You're so manly!

Shmabingus by IAMEGYPTIAN August 3, 2010

Shmoobing 

Shmoobing: chilling or hanging out. verb

"we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)

"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)

"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)

Shmoobing by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

Shmooing by galactifish July 27, 2011

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

Shmoning by lewlou January 27, 2015