7 definitions by richard parker

Val

Valium, trade name of diazepam - it's a tranquiliser, float through customs - ooooooo!

please doctor i am nervous about my exams, can i have some vals, 5s please, and lots of them

by richard parker October 3, 2003

posh

cocaine

are you posh?

by richard parker October 3, 2003

jelly

tomazepam sleeping tablets scaffs get out of their head on with cider

ee jock, got any jellies, ee!?

by richard parker October 3, 2003

Whistling Sprocket

a raondom person (Janitor) who walks around whistling aything that comes to mind, never in tune, or never actually a song.

Look At YoungWhistling Sprocket Over There!

by richard parker March 16, 2006

Beach Nut

When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.

JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"

by richard parker November 17, 2014

TTHD

Tator Tot Hot Dish: a delicious meal made in Minnesota. To anyone else this would be a casserole, but it’s hot dish to Minnesotans. It consists of ground beef, cream of mushroom soup, corn, peas, carrots, topped with tator tots and cheese.

Bryan: Yo JB did you bring lunch today or do you want to go out to eat?
JB: My roommate made me some bomb ass TTHD last night!

Bryan: Fuckkk I could tear some tator tots apart boiii
JB: yeah dude AJ fucks

by richard parker June 5, 2019

shmobe

An idiot coworker that thinks they are a genius. They are also very conceited and think life revolves around them.

They are most likely from a big city like Chicago, NYC, or DC and think their city is the ONLY city. They only wear name brand clothing like Patagonia to make them feel special. All Brads and Chads are considered shmobes.

Anna "I just had to make the stupidest Excel document for Jared while he is smoking a cigar in a robe. That guy literally couldn't use an iPod Nano"
Kayla "I know right, he's always telling me to do my job and live my life!"
JB "That dude is such a shmobe."
Kayla "Holy shit, he's SUCH a shmobe!"
Anna "The Shombiest."

by richard parker February 6, 2018