Reserectile 

The state of a male being overly aroused in a public place.

Said victim will get to the point where all of their efforts to tame the beast look in vain. Even the least hottest things have the ability to start it up again.

The problem can involve a few false dawns of thinking you have it under control, only to find that you start to link everything back to your problem below.

1: "Did you hear about Mike from accounting?"
2: "No?"
1: "He got all reserectile. They sent him home for the day to work it off"

Reserectile by Redlineonhill February 26, 2008

Resurrectile disfunction 

a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.

Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.

friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.

Resurrectile disfunction by Blifnab March 15, 2021

reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

reserection by Killossal March 18, 2017

reserection

rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions

On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.

reserection by dave3:16 March 7, 2011

reserection

When u have an erection that goes away then it comes back

before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

reserection by jack the monster May 17, 2011

reserection

when Viagra starts working 3 days later.

My reserection was a rock-hard miracle that lasted for days.

reserection by Bum Bull Bee January 24, 2008

Reserection

The ability to get a hard-on within a few minutes after ejaculation.

My wife was so hot, her beauty caused a reserection !

Reserection by Frank Palace April 1, 2021