Reserection

The ability to get a hard-on within a few minutes after ejaculation.

My wife was so hot, her beauty caused a reserection !

by Frank Palace April 01, 2021

Reserection

When you're very drunk and engage in intercourse, the times that you happen to lose your erection, and then either something is done to cause it, or it just magically reserects.

(Drunk couple that just recently returned home) -
Jim: "Brooke, don't be sad anymore! Luckily, you're so hot you just gave me a reserection."

OR

Mike: "Babe, I'm so sorry, I can't get hard again..."
Jen: "Can I do something to reserect you?"
Mike: "This is possible."

OR

Jesus: "This is so good, I feel reserected."

by blunts all day April 29, 2011

reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

by Killossal March 18, 2017

reserection

rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions

On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.

by dave3:16 February 21, 2011

reserection

When u have an erection that goes away then it comes back

before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

by jack the monster April 26, 2011

reserection

when Viagra starts working 3 days later.

My reserection was a rock-hard miracle that lasted for days.

by Bum Bull Bee January 25, 2008

ResErection

The act of obtaining an erection though the resurrection of a friend.

Wow, I totally got a reserection when Bobby was brought back to life.

by LaunchPadMcQuack February 05, 2011