Raple

Like a hug... But scary.

A surprise Hug.

A hug only rapists know how to share.

Thomas rapled Stephanie... and she liked it

by ThomasQwitticar September 23, 2010

Raple Syrup

A sugary sweet concoction that tastes great on Roflwaffles. Only created by somone of extreme Pwnzerism

Steve:Omg did you see that shot
Jesus:Yeah that was like Roflwaffle with some raple syrup on top

by Gorilla Thumbs January 25, 2009

raple syrup

The equivalent in gaming of opening a can of whoop ass. Pwning your competitors throughout an entire game or session.

"OMG, I poured raple syrup all over you, taste it!"

by David Milton January 1, 2006

Divorce rape

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?

I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s March 5, 2023

recipe-rape

To take a perfectly good recipe and somehow screw it up.

The wannabe chef was fired due to all the recipe-rape going on in the kitchen.

by jpg3 November 29, 2011

The Rape Army

The Soviet Union and today's Putinstan babble endlessly about the "Great Patriotic War" which began according to them on June 22nd, 1941 - no clue about September 17, 1939. They don't want to know anything about the disgraceful Secret Protocol of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact where these two fascists defined the borders of Soviet and German "spheres of influence" as those two parasites expressed it.

Today's Sovok doesn't want to be aware of the countless heinous crimes Soviets commited during the war, they are no different from Nazi atrocities, furthermore they were parasitizing and looting the countries they occupied nearly five decades, they were "liberated" countries.

They keep the wartime Soviet military, the Red Army as a hero, tho' a more truthful name would be the Rape Army 'cause those heroes commited the greatest mass rape in 20th century without pity even children in the countries where the red plague occupied, especially in Germany. Soviet & Putinstanian "official" historians have just about zero credibility due to they tend to rewrite history and remove the unpleasant facts from them like the pigs did in Orwell's Animal Farm.

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." This phrase is associated with Joseph Goebbels, but this method has been most used by the Soviets and today’s Putinstan and the results show up; ignoramuses don't know their history and repeat the same mistakes over and over again.

"Sovoks should finally start talking about things honestly under their real names, such as an alternative name for the mighty Red Army would be the Rape Army."

by O. W. Tongueincheek January 22, 2022

Water bottle rape

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.

1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.

by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016