Randleman 

A small dinky town, on the outskirts of Asheboro. It's full of trailor parks and wanna be Jeff Foxworthy's. The town is so small, that when one person shits, everyone can smell it.

"That kid got held back" "Did he go to Randleman?"

Randleman by Jamie Allen April 13, 2008

Randleman 

A tiny town that’s never on the map but they sure think they do, the amount of snobs in one area of land mass would absolutely blow a mans mind. Full of hoes, snotty brats, backstabbing fake bitches, and then straight trash. They think they’re amazing all because of their football team who won 3- 4A state championships in a row. Impressive, but not when that’s their only successful sport and the only thing they spend their money on. Randleman loves talking smack about other teams, and when they lose to them, they have an excuse. “The coach screwed up” “their field of slippery, it’s not as good as ours” “the crowd wasn’t cheering” (play better and maybe they’ll cheer more). Now that we got that covered, let’s move on to the politics- randleman has one central family, and if you’re not born in, you can’t play any sports! Which is going okay now, but due to everybody marrying everybody, they’ll soon all be inbred and then they really will suck at every sport! So randleman has set itself up for failure.

Randleman is the school/town that everybody hates.

Randleman by Your THS Guy June 3, 2018

randleman high school 

a school where everyone drives lifted trucks, and plays football. Randleman is full of hoes and people who think they are better then everyone. All the guys at randleman wear boot cut jeans and cow boy boots but don’t tuck their jeans in their boots because that’s just gay they also wear t-shirts and hats. Randleman is redneck country for ya! Don’t talk crap about there trucks or mess with their hats. All the girls at randleman wear american egal jeans and cute shirts and vans but don’t let it fool you because when they get home the boots go on ;) yee yee

Randleman high school.
friend 1: hey man did you go to randlemans football game last friday?

friend 2: yeah man it was crazy! randleman beat them by 30 points!

randleman high school by carolina can March 18, 2019

Randyman 

Randyman spends most of his time in indoor habitats. The general temperature in which he prefers is roughly 65 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. His main diet consists of whiskey and vodka. He also smells like Mac'n cheese.

WARNING: Please approach the Randyman with caution. Randyman tends to facebash objects and other human beings at random. At this time it currently unknown as to what causes him to facebash. More scientifical studies are underway as scientists predict that they will have a better understanding about this violent behaviour that is causing the world so much grief.

History:
1961 facebashed John F. Kennedy
1970 facebashed his wife
1974 facebashed a gas station clerk
1976 facebashed the leader of a bowling team
1994 facebashed his way out of prison
1996 facebashed a fire truck
1998 facebashed Willy Wonka
2001 facebashed the twin towers
2002 facebashed the stock market
2011 facebashed Garrett

Garrett: I have a gun and I will kill everyone in this bank if you don't hand over the money.

Randyman: Put down the gun, your unibrow is making people throw up and go blind.

Garrett: You asked for it!

Randyman: *facebashes Garrett* He got what he deserved now everyone can go home safely.

Bank clerk: Omg Randyman is so sexy!

Randyman by iHateWindstream November 14, 2016

Handleman 

When a female has overlapping labia, often in a shape similar to this {}.

Yo Roger, you score with Maddie last night? Nah she a handleman, I didn't want parts.

Handleman by TheRealBeezuz January 27, 2021

randman 

A randman is nutcase, a crazy person, and doesn't notice or care if everybody around him thinks he's wacked out. The term became widely known among Florida cell phone tower builders and in various online communities where a legendary poster with the same name made himself famous. It is quite common now to describe an odd ball as a randman.

Look at that randman go on and on about the chicoms and birthers. Doesn't he realize that nobody cares?

randman by reinders May 14, 2010

randomman 

An all knowing, pious forum superhero who can't stay out of contentious discussion. Typically ill informed, morally indignant because he thinks it fits in, annoying and cringeworthy.

There's at least one of these guys in any large forum.

It's addictive. I once told my friends that I could never get addicted to anything. Now I know I was lying. If someone takes my bike away from me I'll stab them in the face.

-randomman

randomman by Xuathrondomolonian August 4, 2009