An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.

(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '

cuntleman by littlemac June 28, 2012

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Handleman

When a female has overlapping labia, often in a shape similar to this {}.

Yo Roger, you score with Maddie last night? Nah she a handleman, I didn't want parts.

Handleman by TheRealBeezuz January 27, 2021

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candlemass

candlemass is a doom band from the 80s. they picked up where black sabbath left off, they mixed sabbath's slow, drop D guitar riffs with operatic vocals like those found in Carmina b
Burana. truly a pioneer of the doom metal genre

"im sitting here alone in darkness waiting to be free,lonely and forlorn i am crying"
candlemass album Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

candlemass by Triv666 October 20, 2008

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cuddleman

A grown man who caters to another grown man's feelings instead of just telling him to man up.

( Emotional man ): hey bro my girl broke up with me after two weeks and I really loved her, why do I do ?

( Cuddleman ): Sorry to hear that why don't you come by so we can hug and talk about it.

cuddleman by laluvrod December 23, 2011

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