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randuman 

Karsi cins ile girilen munakasa
Kariyla randumana oturduk
randuman by Kanyewestyeezy December 24, 2023

Randyman 

Randyman spends most of his time in indoor habitats. The general temperature in which he prefers is roughly 65 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. His main diet consists of whiskey and vodka. He also smells like Mac'n cheese.

WARNING: Please approach the Randyman with caution. Randyman tends to facebash objects and other human beings at random. At this time it currently unknown as to what causes him to facebash. More scientifical studies are underway as scientists predict that they will have a better understanding about this violent behaviour that is causing the world so much grief.

History:
1961 facebashed John F. Kennedy
1970 facebashed his wife
1974 facebashed a gas station clerk
1976 facebashed the leader of a bowling team
1994 facebashed his way out of prison
1996 facebashed a fire truck
1998 facebashed Willy Wonka
2001 facebashed the twin towers
2002 facebashed the stock market
2011 facebashed Garrett
Garrett: I have a gun and I will kill everyone in this bank if you don't hand over the money.

Randyman: Put down the gun, your unibrow is making people throw up and go blind.

Garrett: You asked for it!

Randyman: *facebashes Garrett* He got what he deserved now everyone can go home safely.

Bank clerk: Omg Randyman is so sexy!
Randyman by iHateWindstream November 14, 2016
A randman is nutcase, a crazy person, and doesn't notice or care if everybody around him thinks he's wacked out. The term became widely known among Florida cell phone tower builders and in various online communities where a legendary poster with the same name made himself famous. It is quite common now to describe an odd ball as a randman.
Look at that randman go on and on about the chicoms and birthers. Doesn't he realize that nobody cares?
randman by reinders May 14, 2010

randomaniac 

One who does things randomly and spontaneously. Sometimes it does not make sense what they do because it's so random that even trying to make sense of it will make you go cross eyed.
I'm a randomaniac for inserting this random entry into the urban dictionary database.
randomaniac by Bob April 12, 2004

randomania 

imaginary world, run by randomaniac, and his followers, who populate it
once upon a time in randomania...
randomania by amski July 2, 2004

Randomandarin

Adj. A synonym used to replace the overly abused abjective "random".

Despite it being created by sheer, MSN-influenced dorkassery, it has since begun a campaign to replace "Random", a word that which has almost lost all significance in the English language. This is due to its international syndication (which, sadly, is irreversible) with teen groups such as Popular people, Beautiful people, Jocks, Emos, Goths, Punks, Bogans, Hotties, Notties, Stoners, Drama-Queens, Bludgers, Musos, Speds, Techies, Sporties, Alcies, Clowns, Sluts, Smuts, Drop-Outs, Metros, Fags, Metro-fags, Dags, Try-Hards, Otakus, Goodie-Goodies, Over-Achievers, Snobs, Ruffians, Gangsters, partiers, Arties, Gamers, Nerds, Geeks, Creeps, Freaks and Dorks alike.
"Aya can be so randomandarin!"
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