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-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel
girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*
by #bossassbitch June 02, 2014
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A phrase one uses when people keep putting urban dictionary definitions of their own name on their snapchat story.
Brock *opens up snapchat
Brock "Oh my God nobody cares!"
by Senior Papi john March 15, 2017
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A phrase commonly uttered by people who care enough about something to be visibly bothered.
Man: "My boyfriend and I--"
Bigot: "Nobody cares that you're gay, shut the fuck up."
by Valerie Morghulis April 23, 2018
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what you say to women and idiots when they start to talk.
note: rather than siad outrite, the phrase "nobody cares" should be sang with true emotion as to emphasize that they belong at a bullet for my valentine gig or in the kitchen. (bullet for my valentine = idiots, kitchen = women)

P.S. be sure to cut people off before they finish what they are saying. if they finish what they said it might stay in your mind and scar your brain with stupidity for life.
idiot: "wow! i think i just figured out the answer to question 5!"
me: "(with beautiful melody)no body caresss"
woman: "i think..."
me: "(with true emotion)nobody caressss"
by kiss me deadly November 07, 2005
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