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-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel
girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*
by #bossassbitch June 02, 2014
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the β€œnose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
β€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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A phrase one uses when people keep putting urban dictionary definitions of their own name on their snapchat story.
Brock *opens up snapchat
Brock "Oh my God nobody cares!"
by Senior Papi john March 15, 2017
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nobodycares cares is a noun. Generally given as a response to a dumb, stupid, irrelevant question.
Responder usually means well but the questioner usually is known to get on people’s nerves.
Person 1: Manchester is blue you know
Person 2: nobodycares
by nobodycares May 05, 2020
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what you say to women and idiots when they start to talk.
note: rather than siad outrite, the phrase "nobody cares" should be sang with true emotion as to emphasize that they belong at a bullet for my valentine gig or in the kitchen. (bullet for my valentine = idiots, kitchen = women)

P.S. be sure to cut people off before they finish what they are saying. if they finish what they said it might stay in your mind and scar your brain with stupidity for life.
idiot: "wow! i think i just figured out the answer to question 5!"
me: "(with beautiful melody)no body caresss"
woman: "i think..."
me: "(with true emotion)nobody caressss"
by kiss me deadly November 07, 2005
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only applicable when someone disagrees with you
a: someone is generally obnoxious.
b: nobody cares, a.
by sirbinarios November 11, 2017
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