Handleman 

When a female has overlapping labia, often in a shape similar to this {}.

Yo Roger, you score with Maddie last night? Nah she a handleman, I didn't want parts.

Handleman by TheRealBeezuz January 27, 2021

Damn Skippy Handleman

It means you blew it. It originated from the popular television show "Family Ties" in which the character named "Skippy Handleman" always messed things up with his clutsy and nerdy behavior. The phrase started as an expansion of the popular phrase Damn Skippy.

Damn Skippy Handleman! Next time you better get her digits!

Damn Skippy Handleman by shawnpg_fo_shizzo October 17, 2008

Jeff Hanneman

The "other" guitarist from Slayer, who's actually miles better. Kerry King is awesome, but he's nothing on Jeff Hanneman. Hanneman's solos are just pure fucking awesome.

Kid who pretends to like Slayer to be cool: OMGZ KERRY KING IS LIEK TEH BEST

Proper Slayer fan: No, he's awesome, but Jeff Hanneman is better. Jeff wrote Angel of Death!

Jeff Hanneman by FuckinSlayer666 July 16, 2010

Handlebar Muffstache 

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Jeff Hanneman

One of the legendary band Slayer's guitarists. He has been with the band since it started and can play awesome solos.

Woah jeff hanneman has alot of talent

Jeff Hanneman by M3tal H3ad August 30, 2008

handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)

Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.

handlebar moustache by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006

handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

handlebars of control by ANTMFan October 26, 2011