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prostaglandin 

Prostaglandin is a substance in the human sperm, secreted by the prostate gland, used as treatment of congenital heart diseases, prevention and treatment of gastric and intestinal ulcers, menstrual cramps, facilitating the release of the endometrium and mainly through their oxicitoxina, such as treatment to induce and facilitate the delivery of women.
"By their property to induce and facilitate childbirth, increasing vaginal dilation, is that many obstetricians recommend to their patients to increase their sex late in pregnancy, specially in the days before the parturition to increase the absorption of prostaglandin of the sperm from the vagina".

Prostate Exam 

Prostate Exam is an exam where a doctor digitally examines your prostate.
Guy -Hey man, when I went to my Prostate Exam and you said it was a digital exam, you really should have specified that digital meant his fingers and not numbers.
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it
Prostate Exam by DD Alwhiney May 18, 2019

Prostate Fizz 

That feeling you get when you see or feel something that makes you horny. It often Pre-empts a Boner. It is felt in the perineum (gooch) for a brief split second. You can only experience this if you have a penis (to my knowledge) also known as penis base fizz.
I came across a pair of titties that I quite enjoyed and the result of this was prostate fizz.
Prostate Fizz by TheRobe February 12, 2013

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

Prostate 

The prostate gland is in the male asshole. It is like a walnut in form and texture. The prostate creates the seminal fluid that is able to carry the sperm within. Playing with the prostate may feel good, and orgasm from the stimulation alone is possible.
You do not have to be gay to enjoy anal and prostate stimulation. Just as many straight men enjoy it too.
Prostate by WhoDatFreshBoi February 2, 2019

Postage Tramp

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.
Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."
Postage Tramp by Varnpike September 10, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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