Postrage 

Aggravation over high postage costs.

The item on ebay had very high postrage.

Postrage by juneaux March 30, 2009

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

Lick Her Postage Stamp by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Postage Tramp

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.

Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."

Postage Tramp by Varnpike September 10, 2014

Poutrage 

The combination of emotion and behavior that results from a possibly feigned or genuine outrage over some slight and pouting about it like a spoiled child.

The beauty-queen was poutraged at the loss of her title after breaching her contract.

Poutrage by David C' June 11, 2009

Prostrage 

Involuntary emptying of bowel after anal sex or insertions of large objects into the anal passage.

A: I had a severe case of prostrage last night.

B: Haha, I hope you made it to the toilet in time!

Prostrage by DDDAG May 12, 2009

The Postage Stamp 

The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.

"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."

The Postage Stamp by Justin George Mitchell III March 26, 2008

Postage 

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

Postage by Replicat January 3, 2014