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The most shittiest thing any girl can go through.....its shit.
"Oh shit these cramps are killing me"
by cactus.200? January 02, 2017
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a pain that comes from hell and affects girl during that "time of the month" feels a lot like dying.
my cramps were so bad I even fainted
by satanma December 21, 2014
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That pain that Satan blesses girls with so he can let them know what hell feels like once a month for a week. It's also the reason every girl wished they were a guy.
"Omg, I hate Cramps! I wish I was a guy!"
by $ammi3 September 14, 2016
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Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.
SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!

Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!

On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.
by islandfever February 13, 2009
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A thing that happens when a female has a period.. It hurts like a bitch and makes you feel like shit and feels like someone is hitting you with a fucking baseball bat.. Repeatedly
"I'm going to kill a bitch if these cramps don't go away"
by xrelatablechickx March 06, 2016
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