by cactus.200? January 01, 2017
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiโs face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpโs clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
That pain that Satan blesses girls with so he can let them know what hell feels like once a month for a week. It's also the reason every girl wished they were a guy.
by $ammi3 February 15, 2016
a pain that comes from hell and affects girl during that "time of the month" feels a lot like dying.
by satanma December 21, 2014
A thing that happens when a female has a period.. It hurts like a bitch and makes you feel like shit and feels like someone is hitting you with a fucking baseball bat.. Repeatedly
by xrelatablechickx November 30, 2015
Something a girl suffers when she is on the rag. Feels like one is being stabbed in the gut with a knife or giving birth. Typically make a girl lay in the fetal position or want to sit in the shower/bath for hours on end. Cramps can be felt during ovulation two weeks before the period actually starts. However, cramps are the worst on the first and second day of a girl cycle. Also used as an excuse to avoid sleeping with a man that has a small penis.
SHIT MAN! My cramps are so bad I want to cut out my uterus!
Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!
On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.
Boyfriend: Do you have cramps babe?
Girlfriend: Fuck off!
On night stand Man (with small dick): So can we bone tonight?
Woman: Lets just fool around. I have my period and really bad cramps.
by islandfever February 13, 2009
Jan 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose