Poutrage 

The combination of emotion and behavior that results from a possibly feigned or genuine outrage over some slight and pouting about it like a spoiled child.

The beauty-queen was poutraged at the loss of her title after breaching her contract.

Poutrage by David C' June 11, 2009

Poutrage 

noun

1. an extremely strong reaction of anger, shock, or indignation without cause; an expression of extreme offense absent any true provocation.
synonyms: faux fury, petulance,

Example: When Muslims heard that McDonalds serves a Bacon Cheeseburger, they were poutraged.

Poutrage by Peace Love Bunny October 26, 2015

poutrage 

Politically-inspired outrage designed to gain an advantage over opponents.

She was poutraged that the government would not pay for her birth control, calling it "a War on Women".

poutrage by Holagato May 24, 2013

Poutrage 

BY: Shelley Seahawks E - Poutrage (n) An expression of anger on the internet when a person, place, or thing fails to validate a particular group's personal beliefs. Poutrage can be identified by comments written in all caps, declarations that the offender is an agent of Satan, charges of terrorism, and threatening to boycott a product or organization they never supported in the first place. These are often followed by Bible verses but its difficult to discern the message due to misspelled words, poor grammar and lack of punctuation.

Poutrage EX: I AM AFFENDED BY YOURE TV AD SHOWING THEM UN NATRAL FREEKS HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY GOD LIKE THAT YOU ARE SATAN LUVERS AND CAVEING IN TO THEM GAY AGENDA TERRORISTS I NEVER DID USE YOUR PRODUKT AND WILL NEVER AND WILL TELL MY FRENDS NOT TO SUPPORT YOU EVIL LIBRUL GOD HATERS MURICAH!

Poutrage EX: Ohhhh ya... "me n bubba r nevr comin to yer store agin TIL U SAY MERY CHRSTMAS EVER GOL DERN DAY U GOD HATIN TERORST MOOSLUM NAZI

Poutrage by K4REN May 18, 2014

PoutRaped

When a Prodestant conservative headteacher sexually molests a pupil in a comprehensive school then to bite their penis off to achieve an erection to penetrate Roman Catholic students

Oh god I'm gonna get PoutRaped

PoutRaped by Oopsijustdidit November 30, 2017

Postrage 

Aggravation over high postage costs.

The item on ebay had very high postrage.

Postrage by juneaux March 30, 2009

pourage 

Alchoholic beverages with friends. Hence the word "Pour" as in pour some liquor for some shinanigans.

Hey, let's all go out for some pourage after the show?

pourage by Levi Damione January 21, 2005