Exam

a form of torture that comes twice a year, usually before something enjoyable (i.e. Winter Break, Summer break.), in which a student will learn about the material on the test, while taking the test.

Student 1: "Dude, I can't wait for Christmas!!"
Student 2:" I'm not, we have Exams!"

by breezeybeeb December 14, 2014

Exam

A rather large test spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.

Shit dude, I bombed that exam.

by AmeliaBedelia June 10, 2008

Exam

A form of hell that is praised by teachers and parents that is used for conventional torture of students. The most used google search during exam week is "how to commit suicide with no chance of survival"

exam

by xXbitchtittiesXx December 10, 2016

Exam

The trigger to many pyschological problems.

Anna: I have huge anxiety and depression

Psychologist: Exams.

by bobthaabuildaa May 27, 2018

Exam

A useless Piece of paper that very much decides your future , CAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT ! ( it tests your very very very “ strong “ memory that you surprisingly have no the storage to put that ish in your brain )

Teacher: the exam is vErY eAsY so just revise this paper .
exam : DO I LOOK LIKE A DUCKING JOKE TO U .
Student: ya ... amma cheet

by That’s gurl November 25, 2020

exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

by Carpman May 21, 2003

exam

A game played by polititians , the winner gets to kiss Ann Widdecome.
Basically what they have to do is come up with the hardest and most incomprehensible test.
It is judged on the most death threats sent to each polititian.

Oh no! not more Exams
Who's going to send the death threat to Tony Blair this time.

by The incredibly smelly jerry May 17, 2003