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A rather large test spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.
Shit dude, I bombed that exam.
by AmeliaBedelia June 10, 2008
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stupid bollocks that piss off everyone.
exams should be abolished for the welfare of all teenagers (especially those with depressive streaks like Lacey).
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the teachers excuse to make you work your butts off and fry your brains so they can take time off marking homework while youre revising and go to flash parties
"ugh my brain...ive been doing to many exams..."

"ok kids, your exams are coming up so no more homework! Just lots of revision."
by molive November 10, 2008
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a form of torture that comes twice a year, usually before something enjoyable (i.e. Winter Break, Summer break.), in which a student will learn about the material on the test, while taking the test.
Student 1: "Dude, I can't wait for Christmas!!"
Student 2:" I'm not, we have Exams!"
by breezeybeeb December 14, 2014
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A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.
A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?

B: Sure, what's the occasion?

A: I've got exams.
by MrKoi May 15, 2007
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a period of time when a person becomes mentally ill, due to unsleepiness and non-hunguriness. this time passes very slowly and it seems this time is never gonna end.
even that time is better that examination time when whole of the family watches news or classic stupid movies.(actually i am forced to watch it although i dont want to)
by kul June 11, 2005
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mother fucker things that come twice a year...made by teachers(people tryin to ruin ur life) as a way to do wut theyre good at..ruin ur life....u end up studyin for days on end..it sux mi ass
i studied all day for mi exams next week...EXAMS SUK ASS
by anonymus but cant spell it January 18, 2004
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