Porkling
Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
Porkling by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009
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porking
1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.
2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.
1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.
1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.
2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.
2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
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Porkling • Porklinger • Porking • pocklington • porkeling • Porkfinger • porking lot • parkling • pockling • Pookling
finger porking
finger porking by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013
porkeling
1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane
porkeling by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008
porking lot
A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.
Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."
Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."
porking lot by Jason L. July 29, 2005
porking the beans
porking the beans by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009
No Porking Way
When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)
No Porking Way by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019
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