Pookling
Pookling by FreshAsHeck September 14, 2016
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TV Pooling
A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.
Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!
TV Pooling by killerdove October 5, 2011
Related Words
Pookling • pooking • Poodling • Pooling • pooflinger • Poogling • Pootling • pocklington • pooling out • pockling
Poodling
When a furry wears a partial fursuit and leaves their skin exposed by wearing shorts or a t-shirt. This is sometimes looked down upon by furries, as it is considered "breaking the magic". Named after the fact that it resembles a poodle with shaved legs.
Fart Pooling
Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.
"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."
"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"
"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"
Fart Pooling by XoutcastX February 17, 2010
Porkling
Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.
Porkling by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009
Pooking
When one is “tripping” due to consumption of THC. More specifically , when one is worrying about something that would be insignificant to a sober person(s)
Poogling
Poogling by Maxdangerpower July 13, 2011
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