Porking

The act of having sex, or fucking.
Porking is sex without the art
Porking is dirty, nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres, Boston Pancakes, or the notorious Hot Karl
Woodcock's porking this guys mom!!!
by The Murphinator January 19, 2010
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Porking

A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.
'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'
by Porkatron June 29, 2014
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by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003
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The movement of flapping your arms with your knees in a slight bent while dancing with a steady in-place trot to rhythmic music.
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When two very fat people have intercourse!
"Hey, honey...You feel like porking tonight?"
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To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).
Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.
by Goldring April 28, 2007
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When two overweight homeless people have sex
I was walking home last night and I saw those homeless people porking
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