pockling 

The action of feeling your presents through the wrapping paper to try and guess what's inside.

Mum caught Artie pockling his presents very early on Christmas Day.

pockling by pouk1977 January 16, 2009

dick pickling 

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.

Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

dick pickling by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018

Porkling 

Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.

Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.

"I still remember the first time Bev let me go porkling..." - Denny Crane

Porkling by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009

Pickling the Onion 

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing

James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion

Pickling the Onion by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019

Pickling The Sausage 

When you are doing nothing

Casper is Pickling the Sausage. He hasn’t done anyting for an entire week

Pickling The Sausage by Marcinicus June 18, 2021

Pickling

Checking out anothers body, preferably chest, crouch and butt regions. Usually done at a quick glance then round two for a second look.

You can be pickled, do some pickling, or yell out "pickles" so your friends know whats happening secretly.

1.) Yo Nick that girl was just pickling the shit out of you!

2.) Hey Kirby like six guys just pickled your ass!

Guy- "Pickles"
Girl- Was it that creepy guy with the cowboy hat?
Guy- Yeah, don't make eye contact.

Pickling by soranwrap December 6, 2010

pocklington 

a dull town near york where nothing happens and old ladies walk round moaning

pocklington is so dull you could die

pocklington by gay people like men May 4, 2008