Porklinger

One who has intercourse with pork-based products.

That guy fucked a ping, he's a porklinger!

by Guadalupe Mafia Dictionary July 9, 2025

Porkling

Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.

Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.

"I still remember the first time Bev let me go porkling..." - Denny Crane

by Twallas McGee December 13, 2009

pollinger plague

an illness contracted after hooking up with an acquaintance. Usually at a party or with someone you are not committed to. It causes coughing & is highly contagious. Often times the pollinger, or pollinger plague can be passed from the person doing the "hooking up" to another through drinks or simply spending a lot of time with them. most people with the pollinger plague are referred to as sluts because they get around with random people & miss a lot of school for being ill. (resulting form last nights sexual escapades)

Damn Michael! he gave me the fucking pollinger plague!! i mine as well have chlamydia i've had such a sore throat!

by bp4life! June 1, 2009

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers July 7, 2006

Porkfinger

Slang term referring to people trapped in collapsed underground rail stations.

Don't let me die here like some fuckin' porkfinger.

by Linseed February 12, 2010

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers September 8, 2006