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Porkfinger

Slang term referring to people trapped in collapsed underground rail stations.
Don't let me die here like some fuckin' porkfinger.
by Linseed February 12, 2010
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poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.
Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.
by shadoinkin June 20, 2018
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Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.
Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.
by the jc creeper March 30, 2009
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poofinger

Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.
Group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their asses...
"POOFINGER"
*Laughter
by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004
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poofinger

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.
DAMN... poofinger again!
by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004
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poopfinger

When you have poop on your finger.
Man, I just shoved my pinky up my butt and now I have a poopfinger!
by Edward Richtofen May 9, 2012
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poopfingers

one who shoves at least two fingers up his bunghole and sniffs them.
we call one of our friends "poopfingers" because we caught him doing this in the gym one morning.
by Jordan Brown May 3, 2004
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