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Poohbearin' 

To masturbate or have sex while only wearing a t-shirt. Resembling Winnie the pooh
Once in college I walked in on my roommate who was poohbearin' while watching porn.
Poohbearin' by GreenTag October 20, 2011
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Poohbear look 

The "Poohbear look" is when one is looking for something and it is right in front of their face. This person will likely ask "where is it" while staring right at it.
Person 1: "hey where is the jelly"
Person 2: "It is in the fridge shelf"
Person 1: *stares at it* "I can't find it"
Person 3: "You must be doing a Poohbear look"
Poohbear look by Deester36 December 11, 2020

poohbear 

One that you love, cherish, and care for.
Danielle you are my poohbear!
poohbear by Coby and Danielle January 13, 2008

poohbear shirt 

a large person wearing a shirt that's way too small doesn't even cover the entire belly
"Why are you wearing your Poohbear shirt?"
"Cause it's laundry day fool."

Poohbear 

A person, most preferably male with a honey brown tan. The key to a poohbear is their large dutfuck cheeks. They protrude from their upper jaw with a rosey red core. The poohbear breed of human dances with a metro sexual boing to his step. Poohbear is usually loved by younger kids and is found cute by girls. The poohbears lack of game is really where the creature suffers.
Matt: Look at that rare species of poohbear
Ben: I wish i was like that
Poohbear by dutfuck3000 June 17, 2009

poohbear it

To consume food that is somewhat liquid (in the manner of honey) by simply grabbing at it with one's hand and then licking the content off said hand
Jim: Do you want a spoon for that peanut butter?
Bob: Nah, I'll just poohbear it
poohbear it by tomhansolo September 20, 2009

Poohbear 

Poohbear
A poohbear is a cute black woman with glasses.

Example "ya nigga she fine with those glasses on!!"
"Bro, she's a poohbear, look at how cute she is.

Also worded as poohba. Word translation by domby
Poohbear by Rackone67 October 14, 2019
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